Freaky Lady: Irugaroan! What kicked your ass today?

Chibi Kandei: Cogentco lag.

[Kandei is lying on the ground; MC Roan is standing in her place]

FL: Irugaroan! What kicked your ass today?

Roan: Assulter! Freezer! Heater! Permeter!

Novices: WOW!

FL: Don't forget that General Chan Ko Nabe loves and respects all of you novices, in the gustatory sense. Eat a lot, grow large and be nice sweet children!

[Pause. Somebody /sobs.]

Novices:
Honored and respected turtles!
The General sent these turtles of love.
They are shaped like chocolate candies!
And best of all they think I'm delicious!
Chewy chewy yum yum yum!

Kind and gentle turtles!
The General sent these turtles with love.
Just looking at them, I'm overcome!
Just looking at me, they're salivating!
Chewy chewy yum yum yum!

FL: My dear little noshes, please remember that these turtles are TURTLES OF LOVE sent by our mack daddy the Great Turtle General!

Novices: WOW! TURTLES OF LOVE?